Comedy
“that 3-year span where everyone was naming their dogs and also their daughters Stella and Luna… what was that”
"isn’t it so funny how cats naturally smell so clean and soft like cookies and vanilla and then there’s dogs"
"Why can’t I watch a reality show where instead of toxic dating it’s just cat rescue weirdos scrabbling around to trap and rehabilitate a smelly scrungy mess of a cat they found in a hole"
WHAT'S HAPPENING
“Just farted myself awake like some golden retriever”
“how long does it take a kitten to outgrow the ‘sudden murderer’ phase”
“(my dog from the back seat) hey you ran that grey light”
“you spend so long trying to think of a name for your cat only to end up calling them ‘for god's sake’ and ‘please stop.’"
"Trying to convince my boyfriend that we could solve the problems between our two cats by getting a third cat"
"everyone’s cat is gen alpha"
"The Snickerdoodle is the most sarcastic of the dog breeds"